Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Why Keanu Reeves must die
Rather depressingly I feel that the highlight of 2008 for me is getting
into graphic novels and comics. There is a big section for graphic
novels in Hillhead library, so at least I am not losing any money by
reading these books. Although I need to get a guide to graphic novels,
as well as a seminal batman graphics novel, so Amazon will get some
more of my money.
One of the graphics novels I realy like is about a magician called
Constantine. Constantine was born in Liverpool, so a lot of the
stories are based around the UK. So when they made the Constantine
film they set it in the US and got Keanu Reeves to do his robot
acting thing. I sort of liked the Constantine film when it came out,
but after reading the comic, I feel reverse betrayed.
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books on bankers and their evil schemes
About the good thing about the financial crisis, is
that I no longer need to worry that I don't understand
what "fiscal derivatives" are for, now that these dumb
f*ck bankers have destroyed the economy.
However I have done a small amount of reading about the current credit
crunch.
About a month ago I read "The great crash 1929" by Galbraith. I have
to admit I didn't really get to much from the book, as to why the
crash in the 20s happened. It did make me laugh that at the time
people kept saying "the fundamentals of the economy were firm", as the
economy imploded.
My cousin gave me "does anything eat bankers" by Andy Zaltman.
This is book of amusing explanations of the current mess.
So I am now educated, but still poor.
I still have to read the book called "the tulip" by Anna Pavord. This book was about the speculation on tulips in the C18th.
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008
woken furies
I feel that I am really not reading much these
days. However, I have managed to finish "woken furies"
by Richard Morgan. The book is an action/science fiction
book. I didn't fancy the book when I saw it in the library,
but I really enjoyed reading the first book, so I have ended
up reading the whole series.
I was going to say that this book is a real page turner with
no ideas. It is certainly true that the book is easy to read,
but there are some interesting points abouts revolutionary
movements.
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books
new years resolution
So we are coming up to another new year again. It is time to start to
make some new years resolutions. Obviously I mean new new years
resolutions, rather than old new years resolutions, such as cutting
down on the drinking.
My new new year's resolution is to walk faster. I am frankly getting
tired of being overtaken by people waking faster than me. It is
particularly humilating when I am overtaken by some old person with
white hair. The only time I walk faster than anyone, is when a couple
is slowmy making the way down the road filled with love and enjoyment
of the world. I of course snear at them, muttering "credit crunch",
as I march past them.
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Monday, December 29, 2008
hip flask
I am obviously well known for my temperance work in the bars
and clubs of Glasgow. I have often felt that I would quite
like a hip flask to store some fruit juice, so I could
pass around in my crusade, or to moisten my lips at the end
of a hard days work, when I am staying in some hotel.
In a store in Burnley I saw a hip flask for 5 pounds.
I looked at it and it looked at me and I decided I was not ready
to carry a hip flask and lose afternoon to the haze. Also, it would
be a nightmare to take a hip flask on an airplane. I am sure that
the security people would be thrilled to see a metal flask with
liquid in it.
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F**k it
My brother gave me the book "F**k it" by John Parkin for Christmas. This is a self help book, based on the idea of "letting go", using the swear word as a metaphor. I read it on the train back from Burnley to Glasgow.
On the section on relationships, there was a section on testing
partner problems. One of the toxic questions was
"will you wtill love me when I am old or cripled?" This made me think
that we really need is a computer modelling program, that would allow
a more definite test. Rather than your partner asking annoying
questions, it would be much better to put both people in a virtual
environment and really test the relationship to breaking point. Want
to know whether your partner will still love you if you get sent to
prison, or lose your left leg, then all you need to do is to sit in my
virtual simulator, and in an about you will know the truth. Why waste
a decade of your life?
One possible disadvantage would be that marriage would really
fall off. Of course I would be very rich, so it would not all
be bad news. Since I usually say totally the wrong thing, I would build
in a hidden AI into the simulator, so the AI would say the right
things, while I cleaned the sheets on my bed and made sure that
I had enough condoms.
Now that I am feeling a bit more refreshed, I can finally
start writing my own self help book called "Can't be arsed!"
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Thursday, December 04, 2008
No snow storm
Well, I was actually looking forward to being snowed in. I could take
some time to detox, perhaps read a few books. I kept peeking out my
window through out the night, but there was no snow. In the morning, it
was just cold rain. I was happy that all the nasty ice had been
washed away. I am not very stable on my feet at the best of times, so
I feel trapped by ice.
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Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Snow storm
The storm is coming! The last 2 months of stress filled
work has stopped me blogging. Perhaps, more importantly,
I didn't hassle my landlord enough to fix my boiler. I moved
into a new place a couple of months ago. The boiler never
worked. There was one attempt to fix the pilot light.
I should have hassled them more, but I assumed things were
happening when they were not. Now the snow is coming and there
is no heating in flat (apart from a small electric fire keeping my butt warm).
It all seems like the penultimate scene from the film
"The Day After Tomorrow", where the young kids huddle in a library as some new
super cold weather comes in and tries to freeze them.
I got a couple of extra cans of beans at the store,
just in case I get frozen in. If the ice storm lasts
longer, I will just go around to another flat in the building and
eat a resident.
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