Monday, December 29, 2008
hip flask
I am obviously well known for my temperance work in the bars
and clubs of Glasgow. I have often felt that I would quite
like a hip flask to store some fruit juice, so I could
pass around in my crusade, or to moisten my lips at the end
of a hard days work, when I am staying in some hotel.
In a store in Burnley I saw a hip flask for 5 pounds.
I looked at it and it looked at me and I decided I was not ready
to carry a hip flask and lose afternoon to the haze. Also, it would
be a nightmare to take a hip flask on an airplane. I am sure that
the security people would be thrilled to see a metal flask with
liquid in it.
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