People keep telling me I need to lose weight.
This is of course true, so I have started
my chili diet. The basic idea is to
let the chilies burn the fat off me.
I usually buy some fresh chilies from the big supermarket
in town. This evening I am having
chili with schnitzel.
Perhaps typically for Germany, the chilies are not super-hot, but after meals my stomach feels chemically unstable. At the end of diet, I will be thin and be in the possession of a new wonder diet, that I will sell, and become hugely rich.