I was in Tesco on Thursday. I dropped my bank card
on the floor. I was just gearing up to bend down
and pick it up, when a little old lady picked it up
for me. "Are you having problems bendind down?", she asked.
I didn't thank her! I limped away in shame.
I am so unfit at the moment. Too many late night cocktails,
eating big meals at lunch, and taking the lift,rather than the stairs.
But I can change (hopefully). There used to be a shop near me
that rented cars. Now it offers "pole dancing" exercise classes. I could be so fit (and maybe sexy too).