I want to be rich! I want a trophy wife,
but most of all I want to travel first class
on planes. Just for legroom, free booze,
and status.
However, to be rich I need money. Here you see my great business idea. You like tea and you like fizzy water, so what about fizzy tea? I have tried heating the fizzy water, but all the bubbles were lost. But I should persist. Perhaps I should add salt to the water.