I don't want to criticize German people but sometimes
I find what they do a bit strange. Today I was
in the queue at the Mensa to pay for my lunch.
A student in front of me had two bowls of french fries and
one bowl of raw carrots. He picked up a bottle
of Balsamic Vinegar and poured it over
the carrots only!
What the fuck I thought. I have noticed that I am
the only person who puts vinegar on their french fries.
I pour it on, point to it and say "lovely" in loud
commanding English voice. I will introduce
the joys of Anglo Saxon cuisine to this country.