I thought I would smarten my image up to impress the women of Wuppertal,. So I ordered an Aleister Crowley T-shirt from Amazon.
Boy, am I going to look cool and hot!
However, I also see that Amazon will sell me a CD of Aleister Crowley speaking. That could be a bit weird. What if I got corrupted by his evil voice and start worshipping Satan . It could be the beginning of the end.
On the other hand the CD only costs 12 Euros so perhaps I could give it a quick listen.