I am a phone snob

I was at a meeting in Edinburgh. Before we went to eat we were sitting in the pub. One of the other people  said  "I am going to phone my wife. I warn you that my phone is very old." He then pulled out some brick like phone. I am like, dude please stand away from us, if you are going to use such a phone. I was embarrassed.

A couple of week ago I was in a pub with some friends., They pulled out their mobile phones. These were old basic models -- that didn't look to even have a camera. As I am a smart phone owner I looked down on them and felt pity that they would never enjoy the fun of downloading apps.

Yep, I am phone snob, and probably a phone bore as well, because I obsess over important things such as battery life.