While my brain is rotted with flu there is not much I can do but watch films. Last night I watched The Revenant, a really great zombie movie. A soldier gets killed in Iraq. He is buried in the US, but comes back as a Zombie. To keep his shit together he needs blood, but he has a conscience. Luckily his stoner friend is there to help him. It made me laugh anyway.
I felt sorry for the zombies in this film. There didn't seem to be a way for zombies to get their arm back if they lost it.
Of course the funnist line I have ever heard in a zombie movie was "if you really loved me you would let me eat your brains". Perhaps it was this one.